LOL!
been there... [img]wink.gif[/img]
This is a joke I just made up. I am sorry if it's not funny. I have only had 2 hrs sleep.
The Joke!
A guy walks into a bar wearing only a towl.
The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey Buddy you can't come in here dressed like that!"
The guy looks at him and says, "Have a heart, My girlfriend just kicked me out."
The bartender asks, "So, whats the story?"
Guy, "Well, I had just gotten out of the shower and my girl was lying nude on the bed.."
Bartender, "That don't sound so bad."
Guy, "I could tell what she wanted and I walked over to her, She told me to use her like a sex doll..."
Bartender, "Ok, I am still not seeing how this lead to you getting kicked out. sounds like a prime deal to me."
Guy, "Neither did I. But she freaked out when I tryed to hook the tire pump up to her belly button."
LOL!
been there... [img]wink.gif[/img]
Three mice competing on who is the meanest
- 1st: I am so though, I can open that Rat trap with one finger, eat the cheese, and put it back.
- 2nd: That's nothing....you see the rat poison, that's what I eat for breakfats with Corn Flakes.
* The third mice goes out the hole *
- 1st and 2nd: Hey, where are you going ???
- 3rd: I'll be back, I am going to f***k the cat....
Haha! Both of those were good!! [img]cool.gif[/img]
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
you made that up?...pretty damn good..... [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">It's called a major lack of sleep and a long night at a bar with a bunch of drunks.Originally posted by alkoholik:
you made that up?...pretty damn good..... [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
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